Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education!
If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
