Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers
If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends - they might not give you a chance to change your mind.
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,
