Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.