Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
No one actually follow the work policy. The rules are just there so the boss can later say "I told you so"
What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A good days hunting.
