Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod.
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs
