Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment
Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years
