Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo.
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
