Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick
Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job
That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with
