Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't.
Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
