Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Why is the winner of Miss Universe always from Planet Earth?
What do marriages and tornadoes have in common? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house
