Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
