Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love
Three words to ruin a man's ego...? "Is it in?"
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
