Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once
