Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
