Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait
I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part.