Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.
Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.
My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.