Wow, this article looks awesome. *clicks link* *finds out it's a slideshow* *throws computer out the window*
Credit cards are VERY dangerous. Every time I try to use one somebody starts chasing me with scissors
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
Multitasking: screwing up several things at once.