Wow, this article looks awesome. *clicks link* *finds out it's a slideshow* *throws computer out the window*
If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.
The ultimate reason for going to gym is to eat more junk food
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."