You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?
I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
