You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen
