You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?
