You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Just read that 5,273,567 person got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand
