"You can't sleep either?" Says a voice from under your bed.
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila
