You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso
That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with