You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living
