You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off
