You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for
