You're wrong! I touched second base. I missed third... but I touched second.
Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas
The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job
Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.
