He tries to sell shoes, he tries to satisfy his wife. He does neither!
In Al's defense, football has always meant a lot to him. In fact, it's the only time he can still go deep
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
"Man": Look Ma'am, my wife has just given birth to triplets "Peg": Well congratulations, who's the father?
