A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Probably God, personally delivering a plague
If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet