A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes