Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life