Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe