Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
