Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
