Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass