That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time