That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.
Mud wrestling is a sport
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.