That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.

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That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.

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"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk

We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over