Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life
Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
