Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
Synchronized swimming is not a sport
