So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
