So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women
