So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
