So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
