So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
