If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
