Synchronized swimming is not a sport
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
