Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
