Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
