So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe
I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision