So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date