You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn