Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
