Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
