Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for
