Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it
Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
