This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.