This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them