Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard
This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.
