Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her