Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish
That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?