Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
I'm not saying it's bad to be a girl. I'd rather be dead myself.