Women can't live with them can't herd them all into Canada
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"