Healthy people are like dinosaurs. They're not fit to survive
If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
