We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
