We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over
Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt
