We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over
You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
