If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
