If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?
