If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
