If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!
