If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop