Top One Liners
  • One Liners
  • Comebacks
  • Chuck Norris
  • Sick Jokes
  • Bundy
    • All Bundy
    • Al Bundy
    • Peggy Bundy
    • Kelly Bundy
    • Bud Bundy
    • Marcy D'arcy
    • Jefferson D'arcy
If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you

Share This Joke:
Tweet


Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you

is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

More Al Bundy jokes

If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn

My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother

Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist

Privacy Policy | Contact Us | Facebook | Twitter

Submit your Joke

© Top One Liners 2026

2571 jokes and counting!