If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
