If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
That's because I don't love you like a son Bud
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
