If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
Healthy people are like dinosaurs. They're not fit to survive
