If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard
