If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
