If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
Synchronized swimming for women is not a sport. Mud wrestling for women is a sport
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
