If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
