If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
Women can't live with them can't herd them all into Canada
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
