If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
