I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me
Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?