I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?
Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!
