I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine
