I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
