Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
