Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
And no one understand why I scream on the way back home
