There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap
It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"