Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex