Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
