If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men
