If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date