If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
