This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup