This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?