This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
Time sure flies when you're married and have no life