Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex