What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
Oh no Peg, it won't kill me, that's your job