What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat