What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt
I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!