They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?
It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes