They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
Synchronized swimming for women is not a sport. Mud wrestling for women is a sport
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat