They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning