They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror